Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Meringue Clouds

This actually happened almost two months ago (so no need for me to feel guilty about posting them during Andy and Janell's self-imposed dollar-a-day diet).

When Steve was in town in January we made meringue clouds. These are the "clouds", which are basically egg whites, sugar, an extract (we used almond), and a bit of cream of tartar whipped to stiff peaks. They bake and then sit overnight.


Then we mixed together sour cream and whipping cream with some sugar and a little more extract (again, almond). That cream mixture got spooned on top of the clouds, and we placed a couple spoons of fruit on top. Fresh fruit is hard to come by this time of year, so we bought frozen fruit and let it thaw before spooning it on.



The experience of eating these is unlike anything else I've ever eaten. The cloud is crispy on the outside, but quickly becomes chewy as you bite into it (the cream mixture helps contribute to this chewiness). The cream mixture itself is pretty light with just a tinge of sour (from the sour cream). And the fruit rounds out the flavor nicely. I think you could use almost any fruit, so long as it has a little bit of sauce with it. Here's the recipe we used.

Meringue Clouds
5 egg whites
1/2 tsp. cream of tartar
1 C. sugar
1/2 tsp. of an extract (almond, vanilla, etc.)

Beat egg whites and cream of tartar to soft peaks and gradually add sugar till firm and glossy. Then add and carefully mix in the extract. Spoon onto parchment paper and bake in a 275ยบ oven for 45 minutes. Turn off oven at this point and let them remain in the cooling oven for 20 minutes.

Cream
1 C. heavy whipping cream
1/2 C. sour cream
1/4 C. sugar
1/2 tsp. of an extract (same one used in the clouds)

Beat these ingredients until they reach soft peaks.

To prepare, spoon cream onto clouds and let rest for 10 to 15 minutes. Then spoon berries (or other fruit) on top and enjoy.

Wednesday, February 24, 2010

(Little Debbie) Cakes

Some of you may remember my indulgent fondness for the 25-cent Little Debbie snacks from Wesco. While the gas tank was happily lapping up gallons of hydrocarbons, I was inside similarly fueling up on my own preferred oil (of the partially hydrogenated variety). So dearly did I love those things (Swiss Cakes were my favorite, although I'd honestly eat any that came my way) that I remember sitting in the car and explaining to Mom that when I began to earn a dependable salary, I would eat at least one of these per day. The primarily limitation with those 25-cent snacks was clearly financial, see.

So it likely comes as no surprise that as I have now fully matured my thoughts have returned to how this declaration made in youth could be best realized. Actually, I borrowed a baking cookbook from Janell recently and I just wanted to post some evidence on here to convince her that I really am using it. (I promise I'm not just gnawing on the pages, Janell!)

I'm not sure what these are called, but they are highly reminiscent of something with which I would have walked out of Wesco. The first step was to make a devil's food sheet cake. It was relatively easy and fun. I'm not sure what differentiates a devil's food cake from a regular chocolate cake. Considering that there's a comprehensive cookbook sitting on my desk within half an arms reach, I must confess that my lack of certainty is crouched entirely in laziness. After baking the cake I flipped it out of its pan, upside-down.

The next step called for taking a very large biscuit cutter and cutting out some cakes that resemble hockey pucks. Tragically, not all of the sheet cake is required to make these cakes. I was forced to eat the scraps, as our trash can was full and I was unable to empty it due to baking duties.

In the next step, I semi-carefully carved out the insides, taking note to save a coin of chocolate to fit back over the top. This was little carving a pumpkin, in a sense. And by pumpkin I mean those little tiny gourds that you can't really carve.

I made some whipping cream, placed it in a ziplock bag and snipped the corners of the bag to make a poor man's pastry bag (because even poor men need their pastry bags). After squirting a toothpastesque blob into each cake, I put the chocolate cover back on the top and got them ready for the weeping and gnaching of teeth.

The chocolate cover was very simple. I took a cup or two of whipping cream (almost boiling) and poured it over a bag of bittersweet chocolate chips. After stirring it around, the chips all melted and it formed a highly viscous slurry that was difficult to prevent from flowing into my mouth. As it cooled, it began to thicken. The trick was pouring it over the cakes while it was still reasonably fluid but not too soupy.

I let the cakes chill for a while outside and the chocolate hardened considerably. Because the chocolate made a molten mess all around the base, I trimmed around the perimeter with a knife and then moved the cakes to their final resting spot.

Sunday, February 21, 2010

An Apple a Day


I ate several pieces just to be sure I got a whole apple.

This is a simple apple tart from a cookbook my friend Casi got me. It's just sliced apples with a custard around it, but I really liked it. It didn't have any cinnamon which sort of surprised me, but in the end I liked how it brought out the taste of the apples.

Saturday, February 6, 2010

Because I have Two Fancy Mustards

I'd like to get in on the fun with two original compositions. These beauties are no more, but I can try to recreate them if anyone is interested in the scanwich.

On the Left...
A Home-made Bun
The Blueberry Store's Blueberry Mustard
Shaved Virginia Ham
Crisp Bacon


On the Right...
A Home-made Bun
Brownwood Farms' Famous Kream Mustard
Thick-Chopped Turkey Breast
Shaved Virginia Ham
Crisp Bacon
Sharp Cheddar


Be sure to check out The Blueberry Store if you're looking to expand your gourmet mustard collection, or even if you're just getting low on blueberry meats.

Wednesday, February 3, 2010

Because I have fancy mustard

I made a fancy sandwich:

sourdough bread
turkey
apple slices
avocado
provolone cheese
Brownwood Farms Famous Kream Mustard

Toasted and delicious!

Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Because I have fancy mustard

I made a fancy sandwich:

sourdough bread
turkey
apple slices
avocado
provolone cheese
Brownwood Farms Famous Kream Mustard

Toasted and delicious!

Saturday, December 12, 2009

One down...nine to go?


Whether I make nine more is yet to be determined, but I'd like to give these as Christmas gifts for a few people this year, and I'm encouraged by the first one. And by encouraged, I mean "Could I just eat this one and give the next one away?"